well, i'm going to (they aren't minors after all).
yesterday was very hot in our building...the AC has not been turned on yet. i had my students open all of the windows so that i did not pass out while lecturing.
mid-lecture, i spotted a gentleman(??) near the front with his shirt pulled up to his chest...i will not try to paint a mental picture of his white hairy belly for you, promise.
i assumed he was just hot. but what was really bothering him (apparently) was the lint in his belly button....which he attempted to remove for a good 15 minutes.
i am not kidding.
at what point is it appropriate for me to ask WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING!!!?????????
speaking of belly buttons....mine is nonexistent since i have obviously swallowed a basketball.....
Of COURSE it's ok to post stories about your students! That's where I get all my material:) But, ew! I swear, they think that since they are sitting amongst a crowd of their peers, you cant see them--their facial expressions, their lint-picking--even in small classes!
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